26 Sep 14
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Prof. Darwin’s theory of evolution states that species can only evolve through battling, eating candy, or hanging out with an old man at a day care for awhile. 

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22 Sep 14
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Is there anything more patriotic than a custom-built saddle for your giant bald eagle? Yes, riding that eagle to the gas station to pick up beer and deep-fried taquitos wrapped in bacon and powdered sugar.

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5 Sep 14
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